Dylan does Sinatra & why I'll never remarry

It was probably about 15 years ago when my wife asked the question every wife with access to Lifetime network movies eventually gets around to asking her husband:



If I die, will you remarry?



Her question prompted one of my own: how much would my answer factor into her eagerness to haunt me in her afterlife?



She said not at all. And I believe her because I’m pretty sure even basic