Does this place look weird to you?

Because it looks weird to me! It's all red, no white background…

I totally screwed it up. All I wanted to do was fix my sidebar! I swear, I didn't touch anything else! So now I'm waiting for my ever-patient web guru to help me fix it because I'm terrified that if I try to do anything else, I'll 'splode the entire Interwebz.

Bear with me. It's a good thing I'm not this incompetent at other stuff.