Let It Go, Let It Go, Let It...Stupid Snow!

The cat sees white. It is all that is in site. It makes the cat sick. The cat knows it is a trick. The cat needs to move far away. The cat needs to stop saying the cat and get on with it at his bay.

The grass is dead,
So is the flower bed.
The sky is dark,
Dogs still bark.

But now you can see,
Where they go to pee.
It makes more disgust.
In yellow snow, never trust.

White or yellow,
It may look mellow,
But it is evil as can be,
For it will kill thee.

Freeze your toes.
Freeze your nose.
Freeze your whole face.
You could be frozen in place.

Snowmen on display.
Oh the dismay.
They aren't works of art,
If they resemble the people of Walmart.

Snow down your shirt.
Snow wants to flirt.
But now it is cold,
So things may not be bold.

Snow balls can come calling.
That is just appalling.
Snow in the shape of a ball.
It can't even bounce off the wall.

Snow hides ice.
That is not nice.
Could end you up in a ditch.
Snow is a real bitch.

Snow on your car,
So you can't even get far.
Have to waste time cleaning it off.
Then you develop a cough.

Snow's just gotta go.
Ignore it's little white glow.
For it will snow you in.
Snow is out to win.

See! Don't trust the evil snow, it is after everyone high and low. It is out to flirt and freeze. Run when you feel a cool breeze. Stay inside and lock your door. Move to a nice warm shore. Snow is coming in mass. It will not get my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.