How Big Are Your Balls!!!

Tomorrow night, at right around 6 fucking o'clock (EST) I will be revealing the cover for Fire Down Below, book 1 in the Gynazule Series. I want to know how big your balls are. Will you have a large enough set to share the cover? There will be a contest, the winner will get to name a character in the sequel. Pick your enemy, your favorite friend. It's an awful gift to bestow on someone.