John Y’s Musings from the Middle: Weather Reports

A Layperson’s Weather Report

Today’s temperature is a witch’s teat minus 20 degrees served inside an ice cube tray.

That is without the wind chill factored in.

And if you have a body piercing you are probably going to re-think that decision this morning.

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Today’s weather report:

No one will care today if it is going to be cloudy or not. It is too cold to look up.

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Mornings this cold can make a coward out of a Super Hero.

If Louisville were Gotham City this morning, I could easily see Bruce Wayne...