Isn't It Eerie When It Comes To A Theory?

Ever since the dawn of saying more than caveman speak, conspiracy theories have floated up and down every creek. And at the head of each and every one is a nut ball who believes every last thing that is spun.

They are out to get me.
They have big bad technology.
They will probe my mind.
They are a plague on mankind.

They are here to stay.
They took my toy away.
They caused me to crash.
They gave me this rash.

They are so sneaky.
They touched umm blinky.
They caused it not to grow.
They are making me eat crow.

They are everywhere.
They are in your hair.
They are in your loo.
They are watching you.

They are in the air.
They are oh so rare.
They need your sin.
They will always win.

They are at your door.
They aren't just lore.
They kept things from you.
They are oh so true.

Who are they?
Who am I to say.
They are they,
Spiking your food tray.

So fight they.
They can't play.
They need to fry.
Poke they in the eye.

They rule all.
They make you fall.
They control your fate.
They think they are great.

Who are they?
Who am I to say?
But they are there.
They are hiding in your hair.

Do you know who they are? Maybe aliens from lands afar? Now don't get the cat wrong, big pharma, politicians, rich pricks and a few more all want you to be fluoride heads and play along. But no matter what it is, from the conspiracy to the every day biz,  you can't be so far out in left field on one that you can't see the rising of the sun. Then it becomes everybody is out to get me. They are oh so scary. When you look for a connection, just like anything in life, a connection you will find. If you are so far out to lunch you can't distinguish fact from fiction it's, "oh no, a plague on mankind." There is truth in most everything that comes to pass. But some take it so far out in left field they'll never see the sun shining off my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.