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I can't decide which is sillier--the obviously fake photo (She used to be fat? Those are her jeans?) or the juxtaposition of the banner with the wall.

And this is the secret of lowering your handicap. The box says the bar on the right is for the back nine. My question is: what if you eat them in the wrong order?