Three Thoughts When People Post “It’s Snowing!” on Facebook in January.

1. “It IS snowing. ��How pretty.”

2. “Great. ��Another day of shoveling driveways, swerving around the road, and potentially having to cancel plans. ��Not exactly my idea of a winter wonderland.”

3. “It’s January! ��To paraphrase Chris Rock: that’s what’s supposed to be happening in this region of the world, you low-expectation-having motherfucker!”