LitWit Challenge 3.11: Stabbed in the heart (Updated with Yucch-meter and soundtrack)

We like all the books we give away in the Weekly LitWit Challenges, but this one is particularly awesome. The hardcover edition of Lydia Davis's exquisite short, short, short stories. You want to own this book. You want to read every word and punctuation mark. It is genius. And all we want for it is [...]