My tweets

Tue, 14:58 : Pretty sure this will be my 1st t-shirt purchase of the year as it's how I must think to continue on with life http://t.co/ZSLE8GsKZ1 Tue, 21:33 : If you don't start following @BerkleyNAL you're not a real reader and shall be punished accordingly! Wed, 00:43 : The treadmill beckons with its siren call, "heeeere, fatty fat, heeeere fatty fat!" Posessed treadmill is a dick Wed, 02:26 : Gearing up questions for author @MykeCole's appearance on @OandFPodcast next week... what do YOU want to know about Mr. Trigger Discipline? Wed, 03:53 : Full confession time: I do the 'get some cold cuts' dance around the house on a semi-regular basis #damnyouGeico