I tweeted the Golden Globes so you don't have to
Maybe it's the year that I'm over this charade. WAIT WAS THAT CLOONEY? #ERedCarpet
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 11, 2015
#TinaandAmy look like eccentric aunties who struck good fortune. #ERedCarpet
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 11, 2015
If you have to say your look is old Hollywood you must be new here. #ERedCarpet
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 11, 2015
Oh Keira Nightley. Project Runway challenge? Doilies and fish lures? #ERedCarpet
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015
She seems so sincere, that Jennifer Aniston. Must not be Botoxed. #RedCarpet
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015
Every Globe actress had a meeting earlier: "Hold your arms like this." #RedCarpet
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015
Gina Rodriguez is in the best tv show that you're not watching. #GoldenGlobes
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015
Color me surprised. It's the one and only Prince whispering winners. #GoldenGlobes
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015
Thank you, Kevin Hart. And now please walk over here and take a drug test. #GoldenGlobes
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015
Patricia Arquette with glasses and a paper and her own real flesh. #GoldenGlobes
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015
Maggie Gyllenhall proving it is possible to re-wear bridemaids. #GoldenGlobes
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015
She thanks her agents which triggers the music cue OH AND MY HUSBAND. #GoldenGlobes
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015
Hello, George Clooney. I've got an award for you. It's right over here. #GoldenGlobes
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015
The room must be hot. Their makeup is sliding off leaving only bones. #GoldenGlobes
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015
Michael Keaton wins. The audience is giddy. Getting toward the end! #GoldenGlobes
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015
Wes Anderson wins and gives the quirky twee speech we were waiting for. #GoldenGlobes
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015
Julianne Moore wins and stands up there all perfect doing perfection. #GoldenGlobes
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015
Stephen Hawking wins or the actor who plays him. Not good at physics. #GoldenGlobes
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015
Boyhood wins the prize. Never give up on your dreams at least for 12 years.
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015
Now your local news. Back to murder and mayhem and wintry weather. @NotNewsTeamNews
— Peyton Price (@Suburbanhaiku) January 12, 2015
