Things Not To Mock After You Gawk!

Some humans like to repeat things they see in a movie. But it may not turn out so groovy. So the cat will make sure you don't repeat at least some things out on the street. We'd be here for years though if the cat was to do everyone that ever did show.


Never fly off the top of a moving car.You may fly rather far,But the end won't be very fun.You will end up flat and well done. 

Don't fight with Bob Barker.You may need a makeup marker.Bruises may show up galore.The price is right avoid at your shore.

Never swing off a roof.For your waist will go poof. You will be ripped in two.Death will surely come due.

Never stand under a brick thrower.Better off fighting with a lawn mower.One hit with a brick,And you will die some slick.

Don't tick off this guy.He will do more than poke you in the eye.Make Hulk angry and you are dead.He'll rip off your head.

Don't hide in a fridge from a nuke. If you do so you'll be a mook.A dead mook that is.Avoid the nuke biz.

 Don't drink Jobu's rum.That would be dumb.You'd get a bat to the head.That would be something to dread.

Never stick your pecker in the wall,Or anything to do with a bathroom stall. You never know what is on the other end.Some things just aren't meant to bend.

Never jump from upon high.It may look like you can fly.But in the end you will die.That is surely no lie.

Of course all of this is common sense,At least to those who aren't dense.But the ones who have gone around the bend,May need this to avoid a gruesome end.
Ever tried something crazy off a movie screen? Or are you too wise for that at your scene? Maybe add a few wires and you'd be okay and live to see another day. Other than that you'd be dead and giving off bad gas, trust my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.