The Birds Finally Got On Twitter

The birds finally got on Twitter.

Their social media strategy: nest a while,

retweet #birdsong, spy on competitors. 

Their target demographic loves Hitchcock

but is sick of references to Hitchcock. 

“If you want real effectiveness, 

check out this video courseware

and give us some birdseed, birdbrain. 

Ensure your personal branding 

is consistent across all platforms.” 

Tweet Tweet. Expand. Collapse. 

Reply. Retweet. Retweeted. 

Tweet Tweet. Expand. Collapse. 

Delete. Favorited. More.