The Dark Side of Being on Bottom: A Rant [Revisited]

This is, as the title suggests,a revisitof a rant that I sent out to my newsletter subscribers earlier today. The more that I've stewed on it, the more that I've decided that this should be shared because creating isn't always a positive thing. I'm not a famous writer. I'm not a famous artist either. I'm closer to the horse's ass than I am to the horns. Nobody is waiting for my new stuff. Nobody likes to see me playing around and wonders what I do on most nights. Magazines don't call my agent...