Nothing But Net Is Met!

The cat was here and there at his lair when he gave some stupid thing a stare. What it was I don't really care. It just spurred on this at my lair because such things aren't rare.

Only on the Internet,
Can such things be met.
Where each and every day,
Some weird thing is on display.

The Earth is at an end.
A common trend.
Some stars line up thing.
Pffft idiot bell, ding!

Nerd rage can fly high!
Can't let a show die.
Rant and rave,
Oopsy, still in its grave.

Everybody is great,
They can answer every trait.
Yahoo answers will give you health,
And maybe even wealth.

People from all over,
Are staying home with rover,
Making $1,111,111 a day.
Ummm err okay.

King Abubu wants to share.
He really does care.
He wants you to have his dough.
But shhh no one can know.

Time travel is out there.
John Titor did it at his lair.
The Earth went boom.
More doom and gloom.

Also you can see,
A man hump a goat in front of thee.
Isn't that the best?
That sure beats the rest.

And where one can go,
And create a meme show.
A whole bunch of crap.
Hail Hydra across the map.

Plus you can learn,
At each and every turn.
Like how to stuff cinnamon in your mouth,
And die as it heads south.

Isn't the Internet grand? Hey, it allows me to have my sand box land. And you may see zombie feet but no people seeing a goat and getting sweet. Hopefully you don't add to the really nut job mass. If so, don't tell my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.