Exclusive Interview with Crenwinkle!

How was it growing up with Crosley as a brother?

Cros and I have always been pretty different. For starters, it was always a little odd that he was red and I was green. But it ended up being good t’ put our differences aside and learn to work together. (Wuk!) The Night Buddies organization wouldn’t have existed if we hadn’t been able to work together growin’ up! But I think sometimes he got jealous that I was the brains of the operation.

What whatchamacallit are you most proud of inventing?

I think the time-spreader dingus is one of the most useful whatchamacallits I’ve made (it’s the one that slows down time so that John doesn’t get into any trouble for being out so long on Programs). Plus, when you’re messing with time, you don’t always know (Wuk!) how well things are going to go, so I’m proud that I got it t’ work right.

Do you ever worry about the Night Buddies Headquarters being broken into?

Well sometimes, sure. Especially when all those Crosley impersonators were roamin’ around! But I’ve got a pretty good cover, and with the invention of I-D Gimcracks, another of my genius inventions, I think it would be near impossible for anyone on the outside to make their way in.

Who taught you how to juggle so well?

I think that’s just an innate talent I’ve got.

Last, but not least, what do you love most about your job with the Night Buddies?

I love that it’s fast-paced, and that you never know what each Program is going to be dealing with. Who could’ve expected (Wuk!) that a bunch of Crosley impersonators would show up? It keeps me on my toes, and I get to use my imagination to make those whatchamacallits. It’s a dream job, we’re looking out for the greater good, and best of all, I get to do it with my brother and our (Wuk!) dear friends.

 

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