I am in tears over that stuff Cathy Sparks apparently wrote about Nicholas. I don’t even care...

I am in tears over that stuff Cathy Sparks apparently wrote about Nicholas. I don’t even care if it’s fake. This is pure GOLD:

"That part about climbing the Ferris wheel? He actually did that,” says Cathy. “Did he ever go down on me? Absolutely not.”

"There’s a reason you never hear the word ‘clit’ in those books: He doesn’t know what the hell it is.”

"Being able to see better actually made me hornier, but before I knew it, he was dragging me through another flock of fucking beach birds.”