Taking the Bullet

I got a bunch of free premium channels for a limited time, and I saw “The Lone Ranger” so you’ll never have to.
I don’t know why I keep taking these bullets for you people. It’s not like I’m paid for this, and it’s not like the bullets are real silver.
I thought, as I viewed it, that this might in fact be the worst movie ever made. It’s well past the “It’s so bad it’s good,” and well into the “It’s so bad it’s perfectly unspeakable.”
Eventually I decided that there may be worse movies that I hav...