Whack-a-Doo Wednesdays
Hey, friends! If you’ve been following my Facebook page for any amount of time, you know I have weird dreams. And if you’ve read The Husband Games, today’s post will probably make you think of Kimmie.
As you might’ve figured out on Monday, I recently went through my Facebook history. And when I did, I found more than just fun posts about my kids. I also found a diary of all my crazy dreams. So for as long as it entertains y’all without weirding you out or making you run away screaming, on Wednesdays, I’ll post a few of my favorites from my dream files. 
And if any of you are skilled in dream psychoanalysis, please have at it. 
It would be lovely to know what was wrong with me back then. And thus I present to you…
The only remaining 2009 dream files. (Don’t worry. I have all of 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, and 2014, plus a few gems from an old blog I used to keep.)
Last night’s dream: I had to save my baby sister from the bad guy. She escaped and hid in a book store while giggling maniacally, then called in our grandma for a ride home. Grandma drove an army-issue roller coaster tank, and gave the NCIS crew a hard time about letting them drive it. And then the grocery store didn’t open until 3AM.
The nerve of some grocery stores, right? 
I had another weird dream – this one involved either giant balance balls or sawhorses, a Harry Potter-like Superman, and the hacky sack champion of the world being determined by social security number.
SuperHubby informed me at the time that I’m not right.
Last night’s dream involved catching mating salmon (which were about the size of sharks) and getting kidnapped by the hero of my book, at which point I called the police only to be told they didn’t believe me.
Note: In 2009, I believe that hero would’ve been West from Stealing Gran’s Booty.*
Last night I got to save the world in my dreams. Well, maybe not the world. More like a bunch of billiard balls that were somebody’s fortune. They gave me their house and a pass for the London Tube for rescuing their balls.
And on that note, have a wonderful Wednesday, y’all!
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