Cunnilingus – the Art and Science of Pure Pleasure
Cunnilingus is a girl’s best friend. Cunnilingus is life. Everything else is just waiting. An orgasm during cunnilingus turns you into an angel. You grow wings and glimpse paradise.
Eating the peach is a meditation. Your mind empties of all the must dos and should have dones. You are pure being. Your lover’s tongue is the key that turns the lock that opens the pleasure box. Life has few perfect moments; moments of cunnilingus score the highest on sex blissometer.
Make no mistake: girls love getting head as much as giving head. Giving head is good for your health. Getting head is good for the soul.
In the Garden of Eden, Eve wore a fig leaf, not to cover her moist parts, but to draw Adam’s gaze to what lay hidden in the undergrowth. Extending the metaphor, the snake symbolizes Adam’s tongue, the apple the rosy, blood-engorged bundle of nerve endings pulsing within Eve’s clitoris.
Cunnilingus is not a three-minute twerking fad, here today junked tomorrow. It is Tchaikovsky. An overture. An operatic experience that makes you high, then takes you higher. Orgasm is the waft of smoke seen at the top of the volcano. As we know, the journey is pure pleasure, the arrival like the Big Bang that created the universe.
Oral arts were highly considered in Ancient India and are poetically described in the Kama Sutra. The word cunnilingus derives from the joining of cunti and kunda: Womb of the Mother or Womb of the Universe. The vagina, yoni in Sanskrit, was given the sobriquets lotus, jade palace, cinnabar gate and love temple; the lips of the labia the archway of love. The penis (lingam) didn’t carry names like cock, prick and chopper, but wand of light, jade stalk and jewel.
Cunnilingus Tips and Tongue Tips
Some lucky girls reach orgasm at the touch of a button. Some find squirting as easy as turning on a tap. For the majority, though, bliss arrives from extended foreplay, from tender loving concern with that little bundle of nerves. Remove your watch; turn off your phone. There’s no hurry.
Girls adore being stroked, licked and fondled, the longer the better. Kiss her lips, her chin, the hollow of her throat. Pause at her breasts before slipping down over her tummy and stretch her legs apart as if you are opening a lace curtain – the archway of love.
Your tongue entering her vagina will awaken the (Bartholin) glands that make her wet with arousal fluids. She delights in the deep penetration of your tongue, in and out, a waltz more than a tango that takes your tongue tip gentle as a feather through the hood to the waiting clitoris.
The blissometer rises slowly. Cunnilingus requires a lightness of touch, saintly patience, flawless timing. Try pushing a garden pea across a table top with the tip of your tongue. When you can do so in even strokes, just a centimetre or two at a time, your downtown trips will just get better and better.
Cunnilingus & Knotting The Cherry Stem
Another technique to improve tonguing performance made its debut on David Lynch’s hit TV series Twin Peaks; a demonstration can be found on YouTube. The aim is to tie a cherry stem in a knot whilst inside your mouth. Crazy, but worth a try.
Start by buying a bag of cherries or, better still, a bottle of maraschino cherries, as the stems are already supple. With a fresh cherry stem, you need to suck and chew the stem, softening it with your saliva until it is flexible.
Bend the stem in half over the tip of your tongue, so that the folded stem lies with one side on the top of your tongue, one side on the bottom.
Take the folded stem between your front teeth. Bite down and grind gently until the ends cross, forming a loop with the two ends of the stem crossed over.
Holding one end of the stem with your teeth, use the tip of your tongue to push the other end through the loop. Use your teeth to rotate the looped stem toward the end you are trying to push through.
Spit the knotted cherry stem on to your open palm.
Well done!
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