Continuations Wanted

An opening has appeared in the queue and now awaits your hilarious and brilliant continuation.

Having trouble coming up with something? Try one of these all-purpose continuations.


Also, as most of those who visit this blog are writers, I assume you've written the first 150 - 200 words of something recently, and could use some feedback. We take openings of novels, memoirs, stories, chapters, how-to books, wills, blog posts, and suicide notes. Sorry, no shopping lists. Agents and editors: we'll even critique the opening of your (non-form) rejection letters. Send to evledtr@gmail.com.