How to Launch Your New Book: Everything I Know

Trey Willis:

Amusing, true, and far less misanthropic and cynical than my own efforts to address this subject.

Originally posted on Infinitefreetime.com:

(I���m going to be presenting these as Unquestionable Rules that Must be Followed. ��Argue with me anyway. ��Sometimes I���m very strident and wrong at the same time, especially if I think a general tone of Absolute Authority is funnier. ��I am scheduling��this to pop while I���m on the road, so feel free to yell at me in comments.)

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