Things That Will Last Longer Than My New Year’s Resolutions

The 15 second ad roll at the beginning of a YouTube video

The battery charge on my old cell phone

The cultural impact of the latest Kardashian tweet

The carton of eggnog at the back of the ‘fridge

Three renditions of “Auld Lange Syne”

The novelty of an expensive new toy for a toddler

The chill on the New Year’s Eve champagne

Leftover Christmas cookies if I’m home alone

The time it took you to read this blog post.

Happy New Year, Everyone! Don’t resolve too hard.

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