Ten Things I Learned in 2014

2014 has been my most exciting year ever! Well, it has been my only year ever so far, and since I’m just a few days more than nine months old, I wasn’t even around for the first two and a half months of it. So everything I know, I learned this year! Here are some of the coolest things.

I learned…

1. Tortoiseshell cats are unpredictable. At least the one I live with is.

2. Cantaloupe is yummy!

3. Counter surfing is best done in the absence of any humans.

4. How to walk on a leash.

5. Cat food comes from pet stores — a surprising number of cats think it just appears as if by magic.

6. Cat shows are awesome.

7. The baths I have to get before cat shows aren’t awesome, but they are tolerable as long as I get treats.

8. Hotel rooms are lots of fun!

9. Looking cute makes people happy, even when they are angry or sad… and I like making people happy.

10. Being a kitty is possibly the best thing anyone could hope to be!
* * *

Having problems with your human or the other cats in your house? As the internet’s “Dear Abby With Claws,” Sparkle had answers to many annoying problems in her two award-winning books! Visit her author’s page on Amazon to buy one or both of her awesome Dear Sparkle books!