The show sherlock : a summary

John: I'm really sad

Sherlock: hi

John: wow amazing UR so cool seriously brilliant

Sherlock: thanks but I'm a sociopath and no one will ever love me

John: hey I'll love you

Innocent bystanders: you two are sweet

John: oi what the fuck mate I'm not his date, I'm not gay!

Sherlock: :(

Innocent bystanders: you guys are weirdos.

John: oh no yOU DIDNT I WILL FUCK YOU UP BITCH WHAT DID you SAY I WILL SHOOT YOU IN YOUR LILY-LIVERED FACE AND I WILL DANCE ON YOUR GRAVE IF YOU INSULT SHERLOCK HOLMES, THE HOTTEST, SMARTEST MAN I EVER MET, ONE MORE TIME I WILL KILL YOUR MOTHER AND CURSE YOUR LIVESTOCK DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

Sherlock: :)