The Sam Sykes Challenge

Did you see this?

I'm no stranger to challenges.  In fact, the only way I'll do most things is by challenge, up to and including paying for dinner.

Pat approached me (and a few other authors) with the notion of doing guest reviews awhile ago.  Unfortunately, he forgot to phrase it in the form of a challenge, so I was left to do it myself.  The details, sparse as they are, are in that there blog post wot I done linked.

And the big contestants are…

Confessions of a Shopaholic, by Sophie Kinsella

Eat, Pray, Love, by Elizabeth Gilbert

Twilight, by Stephenie Meyers.

Since I doubt Pat has the CHUTZPAH to bring his viewers to task like the beasts they are, I demand that you, the good people, settle this for us.  Which of the above is the one book I must read and review?  Which of the above is so chock full of girliness as to counteract the testosterone that pools beneath my feet?  Which one must I endure with more hate and anger than my greatest grandfather, Silas P. Sykes, endured in the trenches of Dubya Dubya One?

POST TO THIS BLOG WITH YOUR VOTE AND THY WILL SHALL BE DONE (assuming more people agreed with you than anyone else).  Vote now.  VOTE NOW OR I WILL MAKE YOU INTO PERFECT OVEN FRIES EVERY TIME.

And as to the fellow on there who challenged me to read Goodkind's Wizard's First Rule…

…accepted.

See you all in hell.