Need A Box For More Than Socks?

So it is boxing day, whoopdi friggin doo I say. But I'll always take a good box at my sea. I can jump in and out of them with glee. It does not matter the size. Although today you won the box prize.


Take coffee on the go,Or just let it flow.Get your caffeine high,While you wash and dry. 

Or yap and drink.You can create a coffee link.What better way to yap,As coffee fills your trap.

Never worry about the kids again,As they sit and play games at your den.Now they can stay hydrated with ease.Playing games is such a breeze.

For you lazy humans out there,Or those who work all day at our lair.We need to get some attention,So this needed a good mention.

Dance like a loon,No need for a spoon,Just put on some slippers.I'm sure some will dance like they are wearing flippers.

Clean yourself!Go hire an elf.Animals should not do your work.But using the pup and not a cat is a perk.

Don't like the light?Want it to be night?Get your handy dandy hood.Sleep all day you could.

Make cleaning fun.It can be done by everyone.Who wouldn't want to rake the yard.It isn't that hard.

Have a birdie belt.It will make all melt.They will swoon over your birdie.Just wear one and be absurdie.
 
And when a day is done,All come together as one.Blankeez just for you.Can fit a ton at your zoo.
And now you've been boxed and had. Yep, had at my pad. All the boxes are fake. In none of these you can partake. Prank boxes for a pointless day. How about that at my bay? Did I have you going with my box showing? Sadly more dumb things than these have come to pass. Hope you enjoyed my prank boxing little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.