Rewriting Christmas Carols

Happy Holidays, my friends! Here are some revised Christmas Carols that will get you back to your own words during this special time of year:

Joy to the Word (OR: Joy to the MS Word)
Deck the Ballpoint (Falalalalalalalala)
What Style is this (Seriously. Why am I writing like Dickens?)
Silent Night (This one needs no revision. Every writer needs a Silent Night — to write or to recharge for an early morning. When all is calm, all is write. And yes, I went there.)

Any other writerly revisions? Post in the comments!