A Letter to Santa...from Shannon Walsh

Dear Santa, The nice list is a lovely rouse, but you're not fooling me. I know you prefer bad girls. The naughtier, the better, right? Let's face it: I don't meet any classical definition of a "good girl" these days. I drink. I swear. I throw more than my share of tantrums. I manipulate my opponents in business. I manipulate my brothers—lovingly and for their own good. I have meaningless, unfulfilling sex with lamest dudes in the world. (And that doesn't include what I did after Matt and