Another Interview At My Sea, This One Scares Me!

So the cat was not looking for another interview at his sea. 100,000 comments has already been hit by me. But this nut would not stay away. I guess he thought he could make my day.

Who are you?
Why red and no blue?
Are you a bull fighter?
I hope you aren't an ankle biter.

Ho ho ho!
All I know.
For Christmas you want catnip.
How about a little sip?

Wow, you are perceptive of me.
Catnip would cause glee.
Catnip for a cat.
Who could ever think of that?

You will go on my naught list.
I make sure every house isn't missed.
I will give you coal.
If a smart aleck is your goal.

Smart aleck or smart ass?
Excuse me, I have gas.
About the same as you.
Every house? Pffft right and I moo.

Don't question the magic.
Your cynicism is tragic.
You need to stop and think.
Now how about a cookie and that drink?

Tragic you say?
Damn, I'm in quite the fray.
At least I'll feel no guilt,
When I chew that beard to the hilt.

That is it!
The naughty list you will hit.
No presents for you.
Believe it to be true.

What? I can fit on your list?
My, who knew you could get pissed.
The power of the cat.
And I can get catnip for $2.99 or something like that.

You will regret the day,
That you sent me away.
I know you will.
Sure my glass you can't fill?

The cat kicked Santa out the door. He tripped and ruined kids dreams forever more. He fell right out of his suit. He was as bare as a happy newt. Turns out he was just a drunk in a funk with plenty of umm junk in his trunk. The cat enjoyed the sass. No Santa can mess with the catnip of my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.