Hanukkah For Dummmies

Phil Taylor:

A brilliantly hilarious and educational poem by my friend Marissa of Glorious Results of a Misspent Youth.

Originally posted on Glorious Results Of A Misspent Youth:

In 168 BC,

Things looked badly for the Jews,

It seemed the Greek emperor,

Wanted them to worship Zeus.

The Jews they didn’t like this,

And the Jews said, “Oy yoy yoy,

Who is this meshuggeneh?

I think that he’s a goy!”

And so the Jews did dissent,

To the mountains they did flee,

And this brave group of rebels,

Were known as the Ma...