Fields of Springs

We are in Springfield, Mo., having previously passed through, or been within hailing distance of, Springfield, Penn., Springfield, Ohio, Springfield, Ind., and Springfield, Ill. It’s like we’re on the Simpsons tour of the U.S.!
I noted that there were a lot of big gun stores in Indiana, just over the Illinois line, from which I gather that Illinois has more strict gun laws than Indiana. If you live in Springfield (the one in Illinois) and want to kill someone properly, I guess you have to trav...