More from guest-blogger JOHNNY AMERICA

(Another White Person Explains) FIVE THINGS THAT I LIKE ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE

1. In small numbers, they’re generally really nice.

It’s only the roving gangs and the really large groups you have to worry about, like at a Journey revival concert. I mean, I don’t mind seeing them on the street or anything, as long as they’re on their own or in pairs. Some homeless guys are white and if a few of them want to get together I guess that’s okay – they probably have to huddle for warmth. But when I see a la