“Hey there stranger, long time no see.
So you’re finally back in town,
are you gonna come ‘round and see me?
Michelle’s not here; she’s got a new girlfriend
and she’s hardly ever here anymore,
only comes back to change her clothes
and to pick up her benefit cheques.
I saw that photo Dominique posted
on Facebook last month of you sitting
on the steps of that painted wooden
Gypsy caravan with that ridiculously
gorgeous black-eye, anyways who’s with you?”
“A half quarter bag of sulphate
that reeks of ferret piss,
Four bottles of Thunderbird wine
and my throbbing 12 bore desire!”
“Holy Fuck, I’m undressing right now.
Jump in a taxi, I’m unlatching the door
kick the bastard open when you get here
just jump in a taxi man, come on, quickly!”
Written by Paul Tristram
Published on December 18, 2014 08:36