The U.S. Just Got Punked By North Korea and George Clooney’s the Only One Who Seems to Give a Shit

The first amendment is meant to keep the words and voices and non-violent actions of Americans untainted by outside influence. It's our livelihood, our patio and backyard, a crucial piece of our country's landscape that we maintain and protect and admire, simply for its sheer beauty and accessibility. And we just allowed North Korea to waltz in our house, scream at our frolicking children, and take a shit in our pool (albeit in the shallow end).