A long story on waiting for the next available operator (& a short recollection of the time I had phone sex)

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If I’m ever single again I hope to begin a relationship with the next available operator.



Is there any more desirable person on the planet?



I spent about nearly an hour puttering around Sunday while waiting for the next available operator.



I was renewing my health care the day before the deadline. I know that affordable health care for guys like me infuriates about 50