A Little Help After A Yelp!

So after waking you up to your new friends yesterday, I figured I would be nice and help you out at my bay. Some are last minute shoppers and you don't want to be gift floppers. So take your parasites for a stroll and get on the gift giving roll.


For those in your life,Who cause you strife.Put it over their head.Suffocate them in bed.

For the nose picker,Maybe even booger licker.Now they have some tangy ones.Could give them the runs.

To the person you never want to see.Now you'll see them like a Christmas tree.You'll see them coming from far away,And be able to avoid them every day.

For those with lots of thoughts.They want to know how a gummy bear rots.You are just helping them out.If they eat it they may pout.

For those with a green thumb.A gnome with a bare bum.You might get some flack,For giving them the crack.

For those who won't shut up,They are worse than a barking pup.Give them this to ask questions too.Then they won't have to be told off by you.

 The scarf that says it all,When given from your hall.What is that you say?Eat crap at your bay.

This one is just for you,It is much easier at your zoo.Unless you don't have an air pump,Then you might turn into a grump.

Umm err for the err whoever.It can be rather clever.Although they might get a kick,Right to the umm wick.

And the best for last,A feline ass cast.All stuck up in the air,Ready to be put on the fridge at your lair.
Now the cat has helped you once more. You can get gifts and forget about pesky parasites at your shore. The cat is just so nice this time of year. I guess I am filled with cheer. So ends this gift pass from my gift giving little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.