“What’s the most heroic thing you’ve ever done?”“I was sitting...

“What’s the most heroic thing you’ve ever done?”
“I was sitting on the stoop one day, and I saw these two guys from the neighborhood sneak up behind a lady and reach into her purse. I shouted at them to stop, and they turned to me and said: ‘You better mind your own business!’ I told em’: ‘This is my business! You’re making our block look bad.”