Twitter Recap by Cardeno C.

Happy Monday! I haven't done a Twitter recap for a few months and I think it's time. By which I mean, I'm short on time and ideas. Ehm, with that stunning introduction, here comes Twitter! End this business name: "Happy Endings In-Home...." Dec 14, 2014 Cover reveal for Jumping In,my release w/ @AReCafe --a cop's bad day ends when the vice-mayor finally makes his move! http://t.co/6vpP4VvcZB Dec 12, 2014 I love @Scribd as a reader so happy to say my shifter novella Blue Mountain is now in the catalog for other readers! #amreading Dec 11, 2014 How many of these delicious things can I eat and still consider this a healthy dessert? http://t.co/qYh3mDGJHs Dec 11, 2014 1)You know what would make this knife better? No handle. 2) Primitive space-age, like business casual only worse. http://t.co/ZPmsZ3sbGm Dec 10, 2014 Stayed up late reading the cute Hummingbird House by @thekenziecade, childhood friends/reunion romance was gr8! http://t.co/c1XrFTFOxE Dec 10, 2014 Be afraid. Be very afraid. http://t.co/ZW3TyVrfY9 Dec 10, 2014 Free read TJ and Finn now on my website with a sexy cover! http://t.co/9T38qdwvt9 #mm #free #gayromance #romance Dec 09, 2014 I will not buy a Diet Coke despite this great offer and my cloying need. I will not. http://t.co/UC9p5VmuCK Dec 09, 2014 My massive crying isn't due to losing a limb in a painful accident or hearing depressing information. I chopped shallots. 4 shallots. Dec 08, 2014 Mary Calmes has a new book out!! I am beyond excited. http://t.co/vacpV0uall Dec 08, 2014 I walked by the couch and saw this. http://t.co/WdFSglA5XO Dec 07, 2014 I miss you. http://t.co/XVLoXz4Ybj Dec 06, 2014 Puppy has a new collar that makes her look like the gift she is. http://t.co/QJGQixzciH Dec 06, 2014 *snicker* http://t.co/VLttoKLVeU Dec 05, 2014 If it meant there was a Diet Coke at the end of it, I'd endure the pain. Two weeks without, y'all. http://t.co/BoZow93M5E Dec 03, 2014 It's (re)release day! A combined volume of In Another Life and Eight Days is available for $3.99. http://t.co/s7eR3PzuZo Dec 03, 2014 Got spam email from a new "friend" asking only for a response. I'm tempted to respond just to see her goal because I can't figure it out! Dec 02, 2014 This puppy makes mine feel underdressed. http://t.co/WuW9PwdCTT Nov 29, 2014 Inspiring view. http://t.co/ueIQlOtsSM Nov 29, 2014 Tonight's story inspiration: guy who won't turn his head yet sits beside - not across - his date & talks to empty space instead of her. Nov 29, 2014 http://t.co/H3OZPsMoKo Nov 27, 2014 This afternoon's writing view is really special. http://t.co/HQqsH 3Im2q Nov 27, 2014 I win the creepy day contest, right? http://t.co/Fj7l9DYblP Nov 26, 2014 This is so true: http://t.co/DrDVY0FFJ9. Not that I'll ever get to taste it again. *sigh* Nov 25, 2014 I miss it. http://t.co/GjM9VwnhD7 Nov 23, 2014 Continuing the fire theme. http://t.co/BkDg2qyo75 Nov 23, 2014 Flaming coffee. http://t.co/j3afDGI3Uf Nov 23, 2014 As if my comma-where-a-space-bar-should-be phone isn't annoying enough, friends are mocking me by responding to texts like this: ",yes,". Nov 23, 2014 Today's cute: My puppy likes to be on whatever is the tallest surface. like the top of a stack of pillows. Or laundry. Nov 20, 2014 Bringing my own reading material to today's appointment. http://t.co/1xo1SXgNqE Nov 20, 2014 http://t.co/jlkQICUnWn Nov 19, 2014 Doctor said to stop drinking Diet Coke. I'm going to miss you guys Nov 19, 2014 Dr's faucet hands-free faucet doesn't wk. Waved hands, got closer & further & all I got was 1 second splash. Now have soap-sticky palms. Nov 19, 2014 Apparently the joke about old magazines in doctors' waiting rooms also applies to TV - Lucille Ball is on. Or else I'm in a time warp. Nov 19, 2014 Priorities: I delay things so I don't have to move laptop, disturb puppy, get up (e.g. bathroom break). What I can't delay is Diet Coke. Nov 18, 2014 I'm not usually one to post this kind of thing, but for some reason, this one was really meaningful today. <3 http://t.co/nPnVPGhPOD Nov 18, 2014 Are you dying? Because I'm dying. http://t.co/s491fsCPeA Nov 18, 2014 You. Guys. I signed up for Scribd thinking they had a great gay romance collection. Then today, I saw this: http://t.co/QrrRY56tR2!!! Nov 18, 2014 Things I admire about the dude who wrote this: his organizational skills (subparts are good). End list. http://t.co/SNNmvFXdhl Nov 17, 2014 So I thought I was having a bad stressful day. It turns out I was wrong, y'all. Context is everything: http://t.co/ddhsJWzqIC. Nov 15, 2014 I miss Karen Walker, you guys. http://t.co/ohsz7B80Lc Nov 14, 2014 My friend's tomato is not happy this morning. http://t.co/ASIK1cKdDg Nov 14, 2014 Listen to the racy sample of McFarland's Farm audio http://t.co/btj4tCXZnM #mm #audiobook Nov 13, 2014 Nobody is allowed to say people IRL aren't as stupid as romance novel characters & I need a @BuzzFeed intervention http://t.co/r9zffK6F5k Nov 13, 2014 I need a block for my computer to keep me from reading @BuzzFeed because I have neither time nor, apparently, self-control. Nov 13, 2014 Sitting on the couch typing, surrounded by blankets, pillows, & dog beds for puppy. She is, of course, lying across my arm instead. Nov 11, 2014 Does your job ever feel like this? http://t.co/ejRmoYL7nZ Nov 11, 2014 Brings me to tears every time I read it. http://t.co/Pb8fCoqi0y Nov 10, 2014 I wish McDonald's delivered Diet Coke. Nov 10, 2014 The background music at the restaurant was an elevator-style remake of Blister in the Sun. Are we okay w/ this happening to the Femmes? Nov 07, 2014 Today's writing challenge (for the vegetarian author): describing the experience of eating a rare, juicy steak like it's a good thing. Nov 06, 2014 I love a good punny in the morning! http://t.co/v0EtkUYtyF Nov 04, 2014 Laughed so hard I had a coughing fit. Who's brave enough to share their version? http://t.co/xdt0TbkDnL Nov 02, 2014 Me: "Can I please have a refill?" Waitress: "Regular or decaf?" Me: "Hahaha!" Her: "I know." *Shaking head and pouring* "Some people!" Nov 02, 2014 When explaining how your snuggly puppy is wrapped in your shirt, don't forget the R. It's the key difference between "awww" and "ewww". Nov 01, 2014 How to know you're tired: hitting the shift key to make a capital letter seems like too much work. Oct 30, 2014 My puppy sleeps like a person. She is on her side with her head on the pillow. http://t.co/EApUyZcMaU Oct 29, 2014 Was scheduling a meeting via text for 5:15 & got a response asking if I mean a.m. or p.m. What kind of maniac do they take me for? Oct 28, 2014 My friend just picked this from the garden. No joke. http://t.co/LegxzqQtRF Oct 25, 2014 This is really neat. I had no idea what it was until the very end! http://t.co/lR8coZYXxM Oct 25, 2014 I have to write blog posts. I'm terrible at writing blog posts. @renaekkaye, do you think anyone will notice if you write them for me? Oct 24, 2014 Okay. Everyone can pack it up for the day. This wins the internet. Start at 2:10 and prepare to die. http://t.co/RrlIjN1QwC Oct 24, 2014 Naptime. http://t.co/qO8jd7qwVs Oct 22, 2014 Dear Jack In the Box iced coffee: I love you. Oct 21, 2014 I talk abt youth and perspective at @QueerRomance today http://t.co/sh9aHriN2w Oct 21, 2014 Look at the sexy teasers @Surrendertobook made for The Half of Us! http://t.co/z1ljA9as6T Oct 19, 2014 I want to be the kind of person who can put this in the bathroom & have it look pretty plus be fully functional: http://t.co/jyKvfzoTwG. Oct 19, 2014 Anyone known where I can get Diet Coke with the, uh, extra ingredient that makes this happen? http://t.co/o3w8Lh7Gld Oct 17, 2014 Still feeling punny. Also, cheese because ... cheese. http://t.co/dX8QJN3GFo Oct 17, 2014 Today is a day that calls for puns. http://t.co/778idrF7P7 Oct 16, 2014 My morning today: http://t.co/SJQLxMOOKR. Oct 15, 2014 Organize? Totally. Clean? Not so much. http://t.co/0pBSrcpWq0 Oct 15, 2014 I love glass gourd season! http://t.co/8TRoJvcgsf Oct 13, 2014 Bonnie & Boonie are not the same word. 1 is a lovely name & the other sounds insulting. Don't ask what raised this. I'm trying to forget. Oct 10, 2014 Stay thirsty, you guys. http://t.co/6EHPQq07mr Oct 09, 2014 Jason in The Half of Us has a little trick to take his mind off annoying things, like conversations. I might too. http://t.co/7Yg1bPie6a Oct 09, 2014 Hottest #TeaserTuesday images ever from @ontopdownunder1. Giveaway too but those teasers. Look. Seriously. Look. http://t.co/elRxOa8xdZ Oct 08, 2014 Morning project: get rid of adware infesting my computer but not showing up on scans. Grrr. Oct 07, 2014 So, I went to get a coffee and ... this. http://t.co/P9L303ClkT Oct 07, 2014 As if to mock me for not using enough commas in my writing, my phone's comma is so close to the space bar I put a comma between every word. Oct 06, 2014 Good news this morning. It'll be great news soon. And then one day, it won't be news at all. It'll just be life. http://t.co/yBdz9nt29v Oct 06, 2014 If there's anyone happier than my puppy when she's going for a run, I haven't seen it. Haven't seen anything cuter either. Oct 06, 2014 Is it mean to laugh? Because I can't stop. I can't. http://t.co/G3HCXdqKfl Oct 03, 2014 Writer friends: the talented @bookidentity now does book design. I work w/Kelly on my website and bks and just love! http://t.co/tVlinVrq4q Oct 02, 2014 I know, you guys. I know. But I can't help myself. It's my evil side coming out. http://t.co/RNIHlOrDFT Oct 02, 2014 My puppy is wagging her tail in her sleep. I had no idea dogs did this. It's adorable. Oct 01, 2014 Love the voices in my head. http://t.co/Jme38BDIiw Sep 30, 2014 Update (2/2): She's laying on her back w/ her feet in the air like she's trying to get the spaghetti into her Fallopian tubes. Sep 30, 2014 Update (1/2): They're done. He's washing the dishes. Sep 30, 2014 Update - new text: But wouldn't you be like "ok. Enough spaghetti. Let's fuck" after like 30-45 seconds? Sep 30, 2014 (2/2) They literally are sitting on their sofa both in their underwear the woman totally topless, eating spaghetti. Sep 30, 2014 (1/2) Text from friend in NY hotel rm: There is a straight couple across the st w/ their blinds open. Sep 30, 2014 I'm thinking of getting a new kindle. Mine is an original & now there are many different ones. Which Kindle do you have/recommend & why? Sep 29, 2014 I just cleaned out all my email in-boxes. I feel so fresh. *Ahhhhh* Sep 26, 2014 "We'll switch marital partners more frequently in our lifetimes than we will banks." Thoughts? I've had the same bank acct for 24 yrs. Sep 25, 2014 Or in my case, caffeine. Like a 100% chance. http://t.co/6bXDKKAdua Sep 24, 2014 BWAHAHAHAHAHA! - "Couscous, Skittles?" http://t.co/3NjsBa6Ogs Sep 23, 2014 Have a great week.
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