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So I have a turkey sandwich in one hand and vitamin water in the other and I'm getting into my Honda Accord when a poodle-y looking dog pokes his head out of the half-open window of the car next to me and barks.

It shocks me so badly that I fall sideways into my driver's seat, causing my shoulder to hit the horn in the steering wheel.

Which causes the dog to stop barking.

I quickly close my car door and stare bravely at the dog.  He stares back.

I am having a staring contest with a dog.

Then he barks again.

So I honk the horn again.

And he barks again.

So I honk again.

And so it went.  For two minutes.

Bark.  Honk.  Bark.  Honk.  Bark.  Honk.

I'm not saying this is the proper way to handle "the-dog-who-pokes-his-head-out-of-the-car-parked-right-next-to-you-and-barks" situation, but it did mark the first time I've written an avant-garde symphony with a dog.

I am nothing if not innovative.