Stop shaking your Twinkie in my face

I really hate bringing this up here, because I know some of my friends really love them, but guys, snack cakes are _shit_. They are nutritionally devoid of anything good for you. They are full processed ingredients and cancer-causing artificial dyes and high fructose corn syrup.

I also take umbrage with the name... these gastronomical horrors are no more "cake" than my car is a Rolls.

I don't like them. I don't eat them. AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU.

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Yeah, so now substitute "steampunk" for "snack cake" and maybe the rant makes more sense.

Newsflash, people: just because you don't like it, doesn't mean it's crap.