Print edition rant

Being a self-published author can be a tedious pain in the ass. The print editions of all our books are almost finished. Most of them are back up on Amazon, but three of them are having huge issues. About 1/10 of an inch, to be precise.

But Erica, I hear you type, how can a tenth of an inch make any difference? Well, it’s on the outer margin of every page, which is shoving the rest of the text a tenth of an inch into the gutter, IE the book’s own asshole. It matters! I’ve made sure the problem isn’t on my end and sent a politely pissy email to Createspace to figure out where this terrible tenth of an inch is coming from.

Okay, maybe I’m being a little neurotic.