Round Twenty Nine As The Crazies Align!

So the search engine crazies are near. I guess they need some holiday cheer. Although I would not want to join their party at all. They would sure send you do the crazy or death's hall.

floccinaucinihilipilification wanna choke google

Choking Google might be tough but could be easier than saying that stuff.

blow jobs in bus

Are they better there than home with no underwear?

barney und seine freunde

Not sure Google can psycho analyze your habit. Do I hear a dang nabbit?

get kinky with dinky

So I guess small things work great for you when you mate.

men eating lollipops in bed

Do I really wanna know. I vote no.

patt hatt rhyme time

Looking for poor Pat and all you found was the cat.

hipnotis six pack

So you are hypnotizing beer. Do beer you fear?

a rip into show boobs caught babes

Poor guy wanted porn and all he got was my sea. I should make t-shirts with that and give them away for free.

"i love my wagon my little red wagon go

This wagon guy keeps coming back. I guess he lost his little red wagon at his shack.

men in the act of labor

Oh where that could go. And I still don't want to know.

Surprise I am wise

Talking to a search engine is wise. Damn, your brain must take to the skies.

Simple life acts cause simpletons 

And there is the case and point at my joint.

Score on for beer and ice cream and happy pills

Score on you say, who won at your bay.

Why would a woodchuck chuck wood

Maybe he is misunderstood? Do I look like a woodchuck at my hood?

And the winner is a real sinner. Then again aren't they all here at my hall? You may want to look away if you just ate. I warned you, mate.

My son ate raccoon poop, should I worry
Kids will eat the darnest things. I guess they have to give dogs a run for their money for the eat anything kings. I'd suggest a stomach pump though. That is just soooo eww at my show. Not sure how they found me with such a pass, but keep the raccoon poop eater away from my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.
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