Excerpt--Interview with a Dog:
from Coconut 14, copyright Amy Gerstler 2008:
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Read the whole glorious, wacky thing here [scroll down to the second poem].
In about 10 days, I'll have my dog.
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Q: No, really. How come I get you all nice and clean and you immediately roll in something stinky?
A: Humans don't get true grooming, which only takes place using the tongue. Toothpaste, mouthwash, and deodorant are what's "stinky." Soap's revolting. Terrible invention. Why have it in your lamplit, carpeted, doorlocked lair? Dung is informative, complex—full of news flashes from the body's interior. Shit's an encyclopedia, volumes of urgent correspondence your organs wrote if only you knew how to read. What's learnt from smelling shampoo? It just causes sneezing, erases articulate fumes. Bulldozes olfactory signposts. Washing is book burning.
...Read the whole glorious, wacky thing here [scroll down to the second poem].
In about 10 days, I'll have my dog.
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