You better shop around

May these Redbook haiku ease your shopping pain. How's your shopping going? Could you use a little haiku break to cool off that credit card? What a coincidence! I have one last little haiku break ready and waiting for you over at Redbook! May it ease your pain.

If that didn't do the trick, you may need to go full catatonic and watch a made-for-TV holiday movie. Trust me, it works every single time. There's a scientific formula, you know. I've spelled it all out for you on What The Flicka? If you should decide this list of tried-and-true movie ingredients makes a good drinking game, you're on your own.