Endgame

Don't ever look back:

— In lieu of watching election returns, I'll be at the Wizards home opener.

— Wizards' season is likely to make Blanche Lincoln's performance look good.

— Third Way to a GOP majority.

—Pundit outsourcing.

— Liquidity traps and rational expectations.

— Pocket guide to vaginal euphemisms.

Listen to Wendy's rendition of "Teenage Dream" and tell me Max Martin isn't a genius.