Winner of the "If I was born 2000 years after the Rapture..." Contest

Some great entries in the contest! Last night I put all the names in a blender, added Metamucil and drank up. Five minutes ago I discovered the winning entry. And the winner is....Kerry Schafer!
Kerry wrote: "If I was born 2000 years after the Rapture, I would find out what the hell a clovort is and stay well away from the King's Royal Harem."
To read the other entries, click Here
Congrats Kerry!