Our Goodbye Song for Sean

(sung to the tune of Auld Lang Syne)

 

For lest our smutster be forgot

And never brought to mind

For kokopelli and horseshoe crabs

And all the booze we find.

 

Chorus:

For fisting, nipple clamps, and plugs

For gay erotic smut

We’ll miss you, Sean, until next year

Love Julia and me!

 

Sean loves food and hanging lights

And learning New Mexico ways

And brussel sprouts and glazed pecans

And goofing off for days

 

Chorus:

For fisting, nipple clamps, and plugs

For gay erotic smut

We’ll miss you, Sean, until next year

Love Julia and me!

 

We’ve laughed until we peed ourselves

We’ve laughed until we cried

We showed you pics of vagazzling

Forget it? Yeah, you’ll try.

 

Chorus:

For fisting, nipple clamps, and plugs

For gay erotic smut

We’ll miss you, Sean, until next year

Love Julia and me!

 

We walked the dogs, we shopped a lot

We plotted til we died.

We talked of sex and love and plans.

Now it’s our turn to cry.

 

Chorus:

For fisting, nipple clamps, and plugs

For gay erotic smut

We’ll miss you, Sean, until next year

Love Julia and me!

 

We’ll see you our daily chats

We’ll work out all our schemes!

We’ll wait until November comes

Till then, it’s in our dreams!

 

Chorus:

For fisting, nipple clamps, and plugs

For gay erotic smut

We’ll miss you, Sean, until next year

Love Julia and me!

 

Love you, Sean! 

 

BA and Julia

 

If you have a topic you’d like us to chat about, please let us know. We’re totally up for that. You can find us on Twitter at @seanmichael09, @juliatalbot and @batortuga. Sean’s website is http://www.seanmichaelwrites.comJulia’s is http://www.juliatalbot.comBA’s is http://www.batortuga.com Facebook:Sean -- https://www.facebook.com/SeanMichaelW... -- https://www.facebook.com/juliatalbota... -- https://www.facebook.com/batortuga Much love, y’all,BA