The laziest, cheapest, nerdiest [generic holiday] gift ever.

Buying a [holiday] present sound hard?  Buying a [holiday] card sound even harder?

Worry no longer!  I, your humble servant, can provide you with a nerdy gift option that is off-the-charts lazy (and cheap as heck)!

Here’s how it works:

Step 1) .

Step 2) Get an auto-magically generated email with a ready-to-print card (filled with DRM-free, nerdy gifts) attached.

Step 3) Print that card.

Boom.  Done.  [Generic holiday festival] shopping complete!

Super-duper lazy?  Don’t even print the card out!  Just forward the email to the recipient!  They’ll admire you for your dedication to laziness!

What lovely, nerdy gifts does this (extremely fancy) card include, you ask?  Why only some of the finest, nerdy books, games and comics on this lovely little planet of ours!

1) [book] – Linux is Badass

2) [book] – Linux for Hank

3) [book] – The Bible.  With Robots.

4) [game] – Linux Tycoon

5) [comic book] – 2299 Act 1

6) [comic books] – Road-Sign Hank and the Aliens issues #1 & #2

Normally that would cost $23 if purchased individually.  That’s right.  You’re giving a $23 gift and you .  And you didn’t even need to wrap anything.  Also you’re awesome.

Lazy?  Sure.  But awesome!

Seriously.  .  $10.  Shopping done.  Wham-O.