Some Dumb Holiday Cheer Or Fear?

So the cat was looking about here and there when he came across the dumb at his lair. Now that is not hard to do with so many humans from zoo to zoo. But these take the cake with their dumb umm mistake.

A person was trapped on an escalator for hours.
They really have such astute powers.
The power was out so it did not work.
I guess walking down it was not a perk.

One person was so grand,
They posted something fun in Facebook land.
They never knew apples could be green.
Yeah, they were old enough to watch an R scene.

When a person showed a Michael Jordan stat plate,
Telling all of his best basketball fate,
Someone thought it was his tombstone.
I guess dumb you can hit there at the tone.

A person left his phone at a friend's place.
The friend found it in his space.
So he grabbed his phoned and texted that he had the phone.
Ummm err okay, groan.

The best of the best.
Can beat all the rest.
Does it take 18 months for twins to be born?
Maybe they ate some bad corn?

Another is such a fan,
You should find her with her bimbo tan.
She just found out the Titanic sinking actually took place.
Cue the wtf look on your face.

Another got to swim in a lake.
This also gets a wtf head shake.
They got to swim in an underwater lake.
Care to go underwater and partake?

Here is a question for you.
Watch out, it may be tough to view.
What percentage of water celery is?
Dumb and said that way to with its biz.

This person saw the dumbest elevator ever.
They sure are not clever.
It had a button for the floor they were already on.
I wish such a dumb thing was a con.

And finally a movie/book one.
You may find it fun.
Is the hunger games based on a true story?
Yep, just like The Neverending Story, morning glory.

So there are some bright humans for you today. I am surprised some of you ever make it through the day. Does that not get you into the holiday spirit? Or does it make you fear it? Either way, was fun to do a dumb human pass for my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.